So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people.
Oooh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? ANYONE? HAHAHAHAHA!
Burn in Hell you MUMBLING ABOMINATION!
Here's what I have, that you don't: A functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
You died as you lived, morbidly obese!
Yippee-kai-yay, my dead illiterate friend.
Ohhh, you almost healed me to death that time!
Oh please, just stay down. Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
I'll see you in Hell, you handsome rogue.